dawg.....what is that
i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you're not logged in
Anonymous asked:
Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
get-you-wet answered:
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site
Just remembered how my old boss used to say “allied forces” any time dragon flys showed up when we were out working in mosquito infested swamps
Losing my mind over this
Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time
Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud
me when i say inch resting